Joe Biden Says He Would Pick Michelle Obama to Be Vice President “In A Heartbeat”

Just when the world couldn’t get scarier, Americans have to consider the possibility of the Obamas back in the White House.

In an interview in Pennsylvania this week, presumptive nominee Joe Biden said that he would take Michelle Obama to be his running mate.  Biden went on to praise Mrs. Barak Obama, saying she would make a strong addition to his ticket if she ran beside him as Vice President.

“I’d take her in a heartbeat,” Biden said on Monday. “She’s brilliant. She knows the way around. She is a really fine woman. The Obamas are great friends.  I don’t think she has any desire to live near the White House again.” Biden said.

Adding her to his ticket is a fast way to lose the election and Biden’s team likely knows it.  We don’t say that Biden knows it because nobody is really sure if Biden can remember his name or where he is from day to day.

Still, Biden made sure to compliment Mrs. Obama but promised nothing.  Instead, he said that his team was just starting to consider possible candidates.

“In terms of who to pick, we’re just beginning the process. We’ll shortly name the committee to review this and begin to look through the backgrounds of the various potential nominees. And that’s just getting underway.”

When asked point blank if it would be a woman of color, Biden said the following.  You tell us what he meant:

“I’ll commit to that be a woman because it is very important that my administration look like the public, look like the nation. And there will be, committed that there will be a woman of color on the Supreme Court, that doesn’t mean there won’t be a vice president, as well,” Biden said.

So….it’ll be a woman?  Honestly, we’ve tried to read that twice and can’t figure out what he meant.

Then, in a last ditch effort to alienate any last pro-gun Democrat voter who might have considered voting for him, Biden praised Hilary Clinton.  “I think it’s really important now that we establish once and for all, we should have had a woman president already, in Hilary (Clinton), in my view,” Biden concluded.

If The System Wasn’t Rigged…

Biden wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning this election.  He’s not radical enough for the far left.  He’s too old for anybody looking for new ideas.  And he’s too senile for voters looking for clarity or sanity.  He’s too radical for anybody who loves America.  He’s too honest about his leftism to fool anybody who might think he’s just a nice guy.  And he hates gun owners!

But since dead people can vote for the Democratic ticket, who knows what will happen in November?  Anything is possible.